Parental Advisory
California drivers make me so angry.

To put is bluntly, they can’t drive. Every day, my biggest source of stress is my morning and evening commutes. I’ve even shifted my work schedule to avoid the countless people who should not be allowed to operate anything more complicated than a lawnmower, let alone an automobile. Grrr. I get fustrated just thinking about it.

My biggest pet peeve is people who seem to be unable to find a turn signal. I mean, come on people! How hard is it to fucking signal before changing lanes? I am no psychic. How the hell would I know that you want to enter my lane? Am I supposed to read your mind?

I swear, people here must be stupid or something. They have all this money and somehow they think they own the damn place. I hate people who are yakking away on their cell phones while they’re driving. They don’t pay attention to what they’re doing and I know that I’m going to get hit by one of these yuppie freaks. I’ll admit that sometimes I do it, but usually I’m in the right lane using my hands-free headset. Don’t get me started on all these women driving their SUVs. They’re the absolutely worst.

I’m sorry this is turning into a rant, but I’m just really sick of it. This morning some stupid woman in a minivan almost ran into me when she fucking cut me off without signalling. Now, normally I wouldn’t really care if someone cuts me off. Sure, I’ll yell and get pissed for a while, but sometimes these things happen. But not only did she not signal but the only reason she merged into my lane was to get into the damn carpool lane. Talk about utter stupidity. Makes me wonder if common sense was something she was taught as a child. I bet you her parents are dumb too.

And people think New York drivers are bad. Sure, we may lean on the horn a little bit, but at least we aren’t ignorant idiots who believe that we own the road. We may be rude, but at least we know how to drive.