Day 1
Fr. Mike: Are you married?
Me: Nope.
Fr. Mike: Do you want to be a priest?
Me: Never thought about it.

Day 7
Fr. Mike: Any more thought about entering the priesthood?
Me: Nope.
Fr. Mike: It’s a great job and has great perks.
Me: I’ll think about it.

Day 14
Nancy: You should enter the seminary.
Me: I should?
Nancy: Yeah, I think you’d be great at it.
Me: Uhh, ok.

Day 21
Fr. Mike: Hey Jeff.
Me: Nope, haven’t thought any more about it.
Fr. Mike: Just thought I’d ask.

Day 28
Nancy: Remember Chris?
Erica: Yeah!
Renee: I remember all the girls were hot for him.
Nancy: Well, he took some time off from seminary.
Rick: There you go, Jeff. Enter the seminary, get a dog and all the women will be after you.