I know that some people say that if you look into the toilet bowl after flushing it means that you really suffer from seperation anxiety and that the site of the porcelain princess sucking down your tidbits is a result of an innate attachment to mommy, but would it kill you to look just to check to see that all yer crap is flushed down??

Add that site to the warm seat and well, it doesn’t make for a pleasant crapping experience…